April 14, 2008

“I’m not dead.”

Filed under: robot news — charlie @ 2:02 pm

The Japanese made a robot to pick up dead bodies off the street.

After the robot apocalypse, the robots will find this very useful.

April 12, 2008

“DAMN RIGHT YOUR DAD DRANK IT”

Filed under: classic — charlie @ 11:27 am

Bonus Colt45 Ad after the jump.

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April 11, 2008

Cedarfest ’08

Filed under: Stupid Ideas — Dirkin @ 6:51 pm

Charlie and I believe that it would bring us all great satisfaction if we start finding Cedarfest ’08 riot photos and Photoshop in famous people before the ELPD get a hold of them…that way the prosecutors would be completely confounded on how to explain to the jury that Al Gore was not necessarily at Cedarfest. Of course we’d probably be busted for obstructing justice and hauled away by MP5 toting police officers…

About time somebody made the right decision…

Filed under: robot news — Dirkin @ 6:40 pm

The Swords Army Drone pointed its gun at the wrong person and the army is putting the program on hold. It’s about time someone made the right decision about using armed robots in conflict. The fact that the spokesperson for the program said that it would push everything back 10-20 years is great…this way the robots won’t get practice for hunting us by hunting Iraqis. Check the story out on Gizmodo.