June 19, 2008

Toomba, from the makers of Roomba

Filed under: robot news — charlie @ 12:26 pm

(As seen on today’s woot-off on woot.com)

It’s Toomba™, the robotic coffin that literally digs its own grave! Just insert the corpse into the giant easy-fill debris bin. Then press the button for one of Toomba’s three burial modes. The patented rotating DirtScrew™ will then tunnel into the earth to a depth of up to 10 feet below – no more sweaty, depressing gravedigging by hand! While it’s digging, the bereaved will solemnly remember the deceased to the tune of Toomba’s lifelike MIDI funeral classics, including “Amazing Grace”, “Taps”, and “Candle in the Wind”. Once the deceased is in the ground, jet nozzles inside Toomba’s debris bin spray special emblaming fluids to keep the body smelling sweet and in one piece for up to 300 years. Dispatching your loved ones to their ultimate reward has never been easier or more impersonal. Toomba – the easy way to the great beyond!

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